Christmas Quotes

 Alla älskar citat. Alla älskar julen också. Kan det då bli bättre än julcitat?

Christmas is the Disneyfication of Christianity
- Don Cupitt

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip!
-Gary Allan

Never worry about the sizer of your christmas tree. In the eyes of your children, they are all 30 feet tall.
-Larry Wilde

Anyone who believes that men are equal of women have never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present!
-Unknown


I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
-Bernard Manning

From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it
-Katherine Whitehorn

Bloody Christmas, here again, let us raise a loving cup, peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up
-Wendy Cope


Christmas i a time when kids tell Santa what they want and their parents pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want - and their kids pay for it.
-Richard Lamm

Christmas isn't a season, it's a feeling
-Edna Ferber

Och så en vintrig raggningsreplik som kronan på verket:

Come to me, I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas
-John Cleese

Snart är det julafton!
Anna